The World's Most Famous Spy (excerpt)
MY FIRST SECRET JOB IN EAST BERLIN,
I KILLED A SUPER-VILLAIN WITH A BOBBY PIN.
THIS PIN!
HIS HENCH-WOMAN BRIBED ME WITH MARKS AND FRANCS.
SHE WANTED TO SEDUCE ME, BUT I SAID, "NO THANKS."
SHE AIMED A LASER AT MY EYE,
THE SAID, "HEY, AREN'T YOU THE WORLD'S MOST FAMOUS SPY?".
I SAID, "GIVE UP YOUR LIFE OF CRIME".
HE SAID, "GIVE UP YOUR LIFE OF CRIME."
AND SO SHE DID, AND THAT'S WHY I'M
THE MOST FAMOUS SPY IN THE WORLD!
MY FIRST SECRET JOB IN EAST BERLIN,
I KILLED A SUPER-VILLAIN WITH A BOBBY PIN.
THIS PIN!
HIS HENCH-WOMAN BRIBED ME WITH MARKS AND FRANCS.
SHE WANTED TO SEDUCE ME, BUT I SAID, "NO THANKS."
SHE AIMED A LASER AT MY EYE,
THE SAID, "HEY, AREN'T YOU THE WORLD'S MOST FAMOUS SPY?".
I SAID, "GIVE UP YOUR LIFE OF CRIME".
HE SAID, "GIVE UP YOUR LIFE OF CRIME."
AND SO SHE DID, AND THAT'S WHY I'M
THE MOST FAMOUS SPY IN THE WORLD!
The World's Most Famous Spy - clip (from Nothing Like Broadway!) Music and lyrics by David Rackoff
Music Box (excerpt)
A GIRL IN A BEDROOM, UPSTAIRS ALL ALONE.
HER MOTHER WAS NOW IN A BOX OF HER OWN.
A MAN IN THE HALLWAY, TOO HEART-SICK TO KNOCK.
I REACHED FOR THE DOORKNOB, THEN FASTENED THE LOCK.
SO WE LIVED LIFE IN SILENCE. NO REASON TO TALK.
THE ROCKING HORSE WON’T ROCK...
A GIRL IN A BEDROOM, UPSTAIRS ALL ALONE.
HER MOTHER WAS NOW IN A BOX OF HER OWN.
A MAN IN THE HALLWAY, TOO HEART-SICK TO KNOCK.
I REACHED FOR THE DOORKNOB, THEN FASTENED THE LOCK.
SO WE LIVED LIFE IN SILENCE. NO REASON TO TALK.
THE ROCKING HORSE WON’T ROCK...
Music Box - clip (from The Rocking Horse Winner) Lyrics by David Rackoff, Music by Sahara Sunday Spain
Where the River and the Ocean Meet the Sea (excerpt)
(Note: Trevor is a made-up dog.)
AS MUCH AS HE LOVED WATER, TREVOR NEVER LEARNED TO SWIM.
I SAW HIM FLOATING IN THE CREEK, AND MADE THIS VOW TO HIM:
ONE DAY YOU’LL RUN
WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT,
YOU’LL RUN STRAIGHT THROUGH THE NIGHT.
YOU’LL KNOW YOU’RE THERE, WHEN SUNSHINE GLOWS
UPON YOUR WET, BLACK NOSE.
WHERE THE RIVER AND THE OCEAN MEET THE... SEA.
(Note: Trevor is a made-up dog.)
AS MUCH AS HE LOVED WATER, TREVOR NEVER LEARNED TO SWIM.
I SAW HIM FLOATING IN THE CREEK, AND MADE THIS VOW TO HIM:
ONE DAY YOU’LL RUN
WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT,
YOU’LL RUN STRAIGHT THROUGH THE NIGHT.
YOU’LL KNOW YOU’RE THERE, WHEN SUNSHINE GLOWS
UPON YOUR WET, BLACK NOSE.
WHERE THE RIVER AND THE OCEAN MEET THE... SEA.
Where the River and the Ocean Meet the Sea - clip (from Can I Help You Out?) Lyrics by David Rackoff, Music by Laura Wardrip Agyeman
Wonderland, Wonderland (excerpt)
WHEN I WAS LITTLE, I’D SIT BY THE FIRE.
MY FATHER WOULD TELL ME, ONE DAY I’D GROW STRONG.
HE WAS A PAUPER, A DRUNK, AND A LIAR.
I KNEW WHAT HE TOLD ME WAS WORTHLESS AND WRONG.
HE DIED IN A BATTLE, I DON’T KNOW WHICH ONE.
I TOOK TO THE FOREST, A MOTHERLESS, FATHERLESS SON.
HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF WONDERLAND’S POOREST,
BY DAY, RISKED THEIR LIVES FOR THE ROYALS’ DEFENSE.
SLEEPING EACH EV’NING ACHILL IN THE FOREST,
ALL HUDDLED TOGETHER IN RICKETY TENTS.
THEIR BABIES WERE NURTURED, THEN SENT OFF TO WAR,
TO FIGHT FOR THE ROYALS, THE SAME AS THEIR FATHERS BEFORE.
WHEN I WAS LITTLE, I’D SIT BY THE FIRE.
MY FATHER WOULD TELL ME, ONE DAY I’D GROW STRONG.
HE WAS A PAUPER, A DRUNK, AND A LIAR.
I KNEW WHAT HE TOLD ME WAS WORTHLESS AND WRONG.
HE DIED IN A BATTLE, I DON’T KNOW WHICH ONE.
I TOOK TO THE FOREST, A MOTHERLESS, FATHERLESS SON.
HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF WONDERLAND’S POOREST,
BY DAY, RISKED THEIR LIVES FOR THE ROYALS’ DEFENSE.
SLEEPING EACH EV’NING ACHILL IN THE FOREST,
ALL HUDDLED TOGETHER IN RICKETY TENTS.
THEIR BABIES WERE NURTURED, THEN SENT OFF TO WAR,
TO FIGHT FOR THE ROYALS, THE SAME AS THEIR FATHERS BEFORE.
Wonderland, Wonderland - clip (from The Tyrant of Wonderland) Lyrics by David Rackoff, Music by Sahara Sunday Spain